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Great idea FE! I gave Dr. Sam a piece of my mind here

https://protonmagic.substack.com/p/secrets-of-the-bailey-castle

but never thought of giving her a piece of my.....

Ah, but you could do the reverse challenge yourself, see if you CANNOT give yourself herpes. This would be a control. It won’t cost you $500, but it will cost you £24.99 for the instruments. I promise a video of this experiment will go ViRaLLL.

☞Get a baking syringe here after measuring your hole size: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dessert-Decorating-Stainless-Supplies-Frosting/dp/B0BF9TZQJH?th=1

☞Get a dog to pee and shit in a street puddle, mix the puddle with a stick.

☞Suck up 10cc of puddle into syringe and bend over. **See if you can get Dr. Sam (at least a look-alike) to be the injector (in miniskirt and high heels of course)-just for PR value. Both you and Dr. Sam will become VERY famous from this action.

☞Wait 10 days and then check yourself for herpes where the sun doesn't shine, put the procedure and exam photos on a You Toilet video.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/anal-herpes-5525822

You don't have to bother with all that centrifuge and EM scoping bullshit. Just a clinical test!

👉If you DO NOT GET herpes, then you have proven that you need a virus to get it! You win a free love-bird 🩷trip with Dr. Sam to Hawaii.

👉If you DO GET herpes then you've proven that dirty toxic shit is the cause of herpes not a virus and you will become the butt-hole darling of the no-virus movement.

You can't loose Eddy and I'm fully behind you (no pun intended).

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Withnail's avatar

I went onto the streets last night in search of a herpes infected male prostitute

Hopefully this isn't a regular thing

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