IDIOCRACY 2.0 + Zoolander 2.0

Starring The Donald, Coke Head Ardern, Tru-dunce and Vladdy Z!

Idiocracy 1.0

Idiocracy 2.0 -Synopsis:

In the follow up to Idiocracy, humanity is again facing an existential crisis as the Strait of Whoremooz is ‘effectively controlled’ by the All Powerful and Much Feared Rag Head Faction. They have no navy to speak of yet they have somehow evaded detection and mined the Strait halting all shipping.

Donald Trump plays the hero urging world leaders to send forces to help him reopen this key waterway otherwise everyone will soon starve and start eating dead bodies.

After years of consuming Brawndo, the brains of humans have been hollowed out and the average IQ is less than room temperature (in Celcius). Most of them do not learn to tie their shoelaces until their late 20’s.

Our hero’s warnings are drowned out by heads of state who have gathered for an emergency session in Davos and are singing KOOMbaya at full throttle (while holding hands and dancing around the fire).

Afterwards they retire to the ballroom of the hotel to gang bang 12 year olds while Joe Biden sits in the corner watching and pulling his very large penoose _VLP (acquired from a bull donkey in Afghanistan and surgically attached by the experts at Cedar Sinai). The penoose looks great but does not function even when he strokes it… therefore he is unable to participate in the festivities. Jeff Epstein is alive and in the house … lurking behind a curtain filming. Barrack Obama is there as well, with Mike Obama, and both of them are strumming the tune from Deliverance … on dueling banjos.

Trump calls out Australia in blistering post declaring the US does not ‘need’ ally support in Iran

Donald Trump has declared America does “not need the help of anyone” in the war he launched against Iran, days after he called on allies to help reclaim a key oil shipping route.

The blistering statement was posted to Truth Social overnight and specifically named Australia, as well as Japan, South Korea, and NATO, describing the latter as “a one-way street”.

“The United States has been informed by most of our NATO ‘Allies’ that they don’t want to get involved with our Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of Iran, in the Middle East,” the social media post read.

“We no longer ‘need’ or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea.”

“We won’t be sending a ship to the Strait of Hormuz. We know how incredibly important that is, but that’s not something that we’ve been asked or that we’re contributing to,” she said.

Zoolander 2.0

Staring Ardern, Trudeau, Zelensky and Trump!

I am working on the script for the sequel to Zoolander. I don’t want to spoil it for ya’ll other than to reveal that Jessica Ardern, Justin Trudeau, Vladdy Z, and The Donald have committed to star in Zoolander 2.0 - and we will be reenacting the famous petrol station scene.