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The Deep State will be eating rats on sticks, dying in pools of their own excrement or being dismembered with rusty machetes like the rest of us.

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As I was completing my Bachelor’s Degree in Descriptive Linguistics at the University of Texas in Austin (early 1960s) I was approached by what I’m pretty sure was an Alphabet Agency Spook – Recruiter. I had been studying both Arabic and Mandarin, and had come from a military background, and was thus evidently perceived as reliable material.

It was a tentative inquiry on his part, what in British Intelligence is referred to amusingly as “…a hand on the knee”. I was polite and inquisitive but not in a way that would be interpreted as committing myself; I essentially smelled a rat and gave the dude a polite brush-off.

I already had a sense of CIA being an entitled country club of well-bred up-East fuckups, and working with such people can get you in serious trouble, if not killed. Think Aldrich Ames or Robert Hanssen (although he was FBI). The only saving grace of the arrogant, smug paper-shufflers in Langley was that their counterparts behind the Iron Curtain were even grander fuckups. Tales of KGB blunders read like Monty Python, often the product of cultural insensitivity.

My other obvious aspect of reluctance to submit to Uncle’s spook forces was my preference for lads instead of lassies, although these days I even hear – wonder of wonders – there is a “gay interest group” of some sort in CIA. Back then it was sufficient to get you the boot at the least.

Long ago I concluded that the only intelligence agencies which earn their dime is Mossad, amoral and ruthless by its single-minded nature, and the French (who allegedly tipped off Jackie “O” to the dynamics of the plot behind her husband’s murder, while the “barnyard animals” swallowed the Warren Commission’s “lone nut with a mail order rifle” fairy tale).

It was only recently, with the surfacing of memories that were apparently long-forgotten (I'm 84 and that happens), that I recalled my first time to lie to the Feds, when an FBI agent grilled me at the tender age of 11 about an airman of suspect loyalties named Wenzel (he was a Jew which didn’t help). That was at base housing in Loring (formerly Limestone) AFB, in 1952. Why did I very comfortably and easily tell the fellow a falsehood? Gut feeling. Already at that age I had the measure of officialdom and knew they were not to be trusted.

I apologize for the length of the comment. (No I don't.)

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