Let's pretend to be Global Warming TFIs

Total F789ing Idiots

Before we get started, I am going to hand out honorary passports to DelusiSTAN.

Next, you will need to embrace and trust cnnbbc and believe everything that the MSM tells you despite the endless slew of lies that they have fed you including WMD, 911, Moon and Mars landings, Safe and Effective, etc.. etc… etc…

Excellent - you now qualify as a full-blooded TFI.

I have previously explained why the Men Who Run the World and their minions have pounded the barnyard animals with tales of fossil fuel induced global warming. As a newly minted TFI with a DelusiSTAN passport, you have the choice of ignoring the Three Pillars of Bullshit, or calling the author an idiot.

For the purpose of demonstrating why Global Warming Groopies are TFIs, let’s pretend the burning of fossil fuels will eventually destroy the planet driving every species to extinction. It was already supposed to happen, according to Al Gore, but let’s repeatedly move the date forward another decade when it doesn’t happen.

I will go with 2035 as the new date with doom.

As a believer in Global Warming, and the desperate situation we are facing, surely each and every one of you is taking desperate action to reduce your carbon footprint to zero.

I am sure you are all striving to do the following:

• Sending your autos to the recycling plant, along with motorcycles, bicycles and any other transportation modes that generate a carbon footprint when manufactured and used. You walk everywhere (barefoot of course)

• Houses and apartments are notorious contributors to global warming. AC, heating, building materials, water, electricity, etc… are seriously bad news. I am sure everyone has moved into a cave, or built a house out of branches and twigs. Some of you may be living in huts constructed with dung and mud bricks.

• Industrially produced food - all that stuff you buy in the supermarket or at the farmer’s market - is terribly carbon intensive. Enormous amounts of diesel are involved; shovels, fertilizers, pesticides, and other farming tools are manufactured in factories, so they need to go. I know everyone is transitioning to hunting and gathering and I am certain that nobody is using a rifle and ammo since those are products that are manufactured using industrial processes.

• I know all of you have stopped travelling given the enormous amounts of jet fuel and petrol that are involved in galivanting across the planet. Vacations are a thing of the past for all Global Warmer TFIs.

• One of my biggest pet peeves as a TFI is ski hills. Imagine how much electricity a lift uses going round and round, up and down. Skiing needs to go. And while we are at it, we need to ban ice rinks. Keeping an ice rink frozen also uses incredible amounts of power.

• After reading this article we will terminate our internet connections.

This list is far from complete. Feel free to add things that YOU are doing to help save the world in the comments section.

What’s that? You are not doing any of this? You are not changing your life at all? You can’t stop shopping, and driving, and vacationing, and doing back flips on the ski hill and drinking organic coffee flown in on a private jet from Ethiopia?

Are you telling me that it is not your responsibility to do anything… that this is the responsibility of governments to make the changes.

‘They’ need to transition us off of fossil fuels by accelerating the roll out of electric vehicles and solar panels.

As a TFI I am fully on board with covering the entire planet with solar panels and windmills, and I firmly believe we can overcome intermittency problem with billions of tonnes of battery storage. Why are governments not doing this now?

As TFI’s we are always willing to examine facts that challenge our beliefs.

“To provide most of our power through renewables would take hundreds of times the amount of rare earth metals that we are mining today,” according to Thomas Graedel at the Yale School of Forestry & Environmental Studies.  So renewable energy resources like windmills and solar PV can not ever replace fossil fuels, there’s not enough of many essential minerals to scale this technology up.  Source

Renewable energy 'simply won't work': Top Google engineers

Two highly qualified Google engineers who have spent years studying and trying to improve renewable energy technology have stated quite bluntly that whatever the future holds, it is not a renewables-powered civilisation: such a thing is impossible.

Both men are Stanford PhDs, Ross Koningstein having trained in aerospace engineering and David Fork in applied physics. These aren't guys who fiddle about with websites or data analytics or "technology" of that sort: they are real engineers who understand difficult maths and physics, and top-bracket even among that distinguished company.

Even if one were to electrify all of transport, industry, heating and so on, so much renewable generation and balancing/storage equipment would be needed to power it that astronomical new requirements for steel, concrete, copper, glass, carbon fibre, neodymium, shipping and haulage etc etc would appear.

All these things are made using mammoth amounts of energy: far from achieving massive energy savings, which most plans for a renewables future rely on implicitly, we would wind up needing far more energy, which would mean even more vast renewables farms – and even more materials and energy to make and maintain them and so on. The scale of the building would be like nothing ever attempted by the human race.

In reality, well before any such stage was reached, energy would become horrifyingly expensive – which means that everything would become horrifyingly expensive (even the present well-under-one-per-cent renewables level in the UK has pushed up utility bills very considerably). Source

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Who posted this shit? F789 off. This is fake news.

Only dumb asses believe this nonsense. cnnbbc said that we will be 100% net zero very soon. And as a TFI, I trust bbc. Who cares what these morons say. If they knew what they were talking about they would be invited to appear on cnnbbc. But they are not, because they are spreading dangerous misinformation. We should probably have them assassinated or jailed.

Two of the greatest TFIs on the planet have something to say about this:

As the situation becomes increasingly desperate, the Global Warmer community of TFIs looks to our movement’s leaders to drive policies and save the planet.

Because we are brain dead we are able to dismiss the fact that Leo DiCaprio, a hero of the Green Movement, is building a multi-million dollar concrete eco-resort a few inches above sea level. A resort that will soon be underwater cuz Global Warming is going to melt the ice caps and raise the ocean levels by 30 feet.

If Leo was smart, he’d be buying up elevated land on the soon to be tropical paradise of Baffin Island.

Another superstar who vehemently opposes global warming, Barrack Obama, has followed Leo’s lead and has dumped USD8.7 million into a spectacular beach-front mansion in Hawaii. As a TFI I believe that Obama bought this property because he is 100% certain that we will stop burning fossil fuels and the oceans will not rise. Or maybe he just wants to enjoy the little time we have left listening to the waves lap ever closer to the front porch. I do not rule out that he thinks that this impressive concrete wall will hold back the rising ocean.

Al Gore and Elon Musk, two other eminent thought leaders in The Movement prance about on private jets (and ask us to take cold showers) because they are doing important business related to stopping Global Warming. I am willing to make exceptions for these two heroes.

Despite burning record amounts of coal in 2023, we are making substantial progress towards our goal of a total transition to a green, fully sustainable economic system. I am confident that we will meet our targets well before the date with doom arriving in 2035, and look forward to the imminent Utopia.

Ed’s Note - if you are offended by this article, feel free to unsubscribe. I really do not give any f789s.