The Greatest Advertising Campaign Ever!
The offer of milk, honey and virgins resonates big time
I woke up this morning wondering … who else can I offend with the truth. And I thought, why not tee off on the billions of delusional religious zealots.
Before the barnyard animals bought the spin from the likes of Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Jerry Falwell, Jim Jones, Jim Bakker and others, they worshipped stuff like the sun and the elements of nature.
As the late great George Carlin suggests, designating the sun as ‘god’ made perfect sense. The sun brought warmth and light and food. One might argue that animism is a positive force for the environment because it involved respecting the planet and all other organisms.
But these early ‘religions’ were lacking a critical selling point that exposed them to potential usurpers. They did not offer eternal life.
This void was eventually filled by some clever men who we refer to as prophets, They tapped into the barnyard animals fear of death offering them milk, honey, and virgins. I’d probably go for blow over the milk and honey, and experienced, very fit strippers over virgins, but you can see the appeal of this marketing message back in the day.
The zealots flooded into every corner of the world promising the barnyard animals immortality. “F789 yeah said the savages, who needs the sun and rocks and the trees, what we want is to live forever! We want to grow fat bellies and bang virgins!”
And they converted the barnyard animals by the millions, then billions. There was a different flavour of cult for everyone, but all offered life after death.
However immortality was not guaranteed. If you read the fine print you will see that there are conditions otherwise know as rules, sometimes known as commandments. Thou shalt not do anything that upsets the Men Who Run the World and damages their global farming operation.
In a stroke of brilliance right up there with the creation of the Like button on Facebook someone in the earlier iteration of the Ministry of Truth coined the phrase ‘The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth’
That’s right - no matter how hard we f789 you over, do not attack us because if you do, the Gates of Heaven will be slammed in your face and you will inherit nothing. Take the rogering and shut the f789 up.
Bloody genius that!!!
What the meek get for their submission is a boot on the neck - forever.
Religion is very obviously a manufactured, contrived narrative. It’s one massive multi-dimensional marketing plan.
And billions have bought what they are selling. And billions are good barnyard animals on the farm believing that they will be rewarded with milk, honey and virgins (or whatever).
How ludicrous is that?
But if one is in a cult, logic and facts do not apply. When one believes in a Messiah, one accepts the miracles are possible - Let's take a look at Donald Trump's Ear
Fancy dress and props. Don't forget the fancy dress and props. Works like magic on kids. Must mean most adults are still children deep down. Instead of accepting reality for what it is they still need to suck their thumbs. They're addicted to comfort and mind spells.
The Matrix runs deep and long, humanity were captured millennia ago! Waking up and peering outside The Matrix reveals truths, in fact shocking truths! Almost everything we believe is false and contrived to control, be it our mind, bodies or perceived history. There has been occasional breakouts by humans whereby they reveal truths, George Orwell (aka Eric Blair) was one of them, his works were a reveal, albeit most people don’t get it!