Fast Eddy's Plan to Monetize Suffering

How to bilk the world and make Big Money from Long Covid

I need to get something off of my chest.

A couple of years ago, I called a few pharmacists and taunted them telling them they had injected my son with Rat Juice and that he was suffering from severe myocarditis. The prognosis was that he’d likely be dead within 5 years. Boo f789ing hoo!

I recorded the discussions and uploaded this one then shared it on a number of Substacks. I then watched with delight as it went viral. Many of the popular Anti-Vax thought-leaders republished it and their legions of followers expressed outrage.

I was thinking at the time, look how easy it is to fool everyone. I played the Anti Vaxxers like a fiddle. My ruse worked so well that I even thought of applying for a job at the Ministry of Truth.

Based on the level of sympathy for my fake son, I should have set up a Give Send Go account (like the families of dead Vaxxers do) and asked for donations so I could send my ‘dying son’ to Disney Land. And because I have no children (dying or otherwise) I could have redirected the funds to pay for a trip to Cancun.

Which leads me to another idea. There are 6 billion morons who have injected the Rat Juice. That represents a huge pool of dumb money just waiting to be siphoned by someone with a innovative business plan.

The innovative plan goes like this - Fast Eddy will invent characters who have suffered severe ‘Long Covid’ (code word for Vaccine Injury). Fast will then spread tales of woe involving these fictitious victims of the dreaded virus by dropping these stories onto Substack and the mainstream social media sites.

A Give Send Go account will be linked to each of the injured persons and a sob story will be invented to pluck at the heart strings of the billions of imbeciles who will be encouraged to donate $$$ to help fund ‘medical treatments’ or trips for dying kids to Disney Land, or tickets to sports events and concerts.

Of course all the funds will be directed to Fast Eddy’s bank account in the Cayman Islands then used to fund Fast Eddy’s global bucket listing UEP Tour.