This article was inspired by a recent discussion with a barnyard animal involving the dire situation in New Zealand. He remarked that I appeared to be pleased with the slow motion unravelling of that country.
I mumbled some bullshit about NZ demonstrating that I am correct in my assertion that the end of affordable energy is the root cause of all economic problems since the turn of the century. I punctuated that with a lie indicating that I do not welcome collapse because I go down with the Titanic.
I obviously could not tell the truth and inform him that I actually do welcome collapse of the global economy even though it means I drown in the frigid water along with 8+ billion barnyard and circus animals. I could not tell him that I believe humans are a vile nasty and brutish species that needs to go before it paves over the entire planet and drives thousands of more species into extinction. I could not express my opinion that humans are a disgrace without redemption and that they disgust me in so many ways.
If I was to print this out and hand it to him he’d tell me that I was mentally ill and should be committed to an insane asylum. He’d probably call the authorities and report that another potential Ted Kaczynski was on the loose.
Fuck Everyone and Everything - a poem - by Fast Eddy
Fuck the finance workers and their endless tax payer bail outs
Fuck the barnyard animals who deny that they live large on the backs of war and theft from the weak
Fuck the billionaires and their yachts with two Olympic-sized swimming pools and 6 helicopter pads
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck fake tits, fake lips, fake cheeks, fake asses
Fuck social media
Fuck Jim Cramer
Fuck Trump and Biden and Obama and all the other actors
Fuck the morons who cannot see through the fake democracy and continue to vote
Fuck The Men Who Run the World
Fuck The Deep State
Fuck the MSM and the ‘journalists’ and their perfect hair
Fuck radio DJ’s and their inane banter
Fuck pop music
Fuck Bitcoin and Dogecoin and all other crypto bullshit
Fuck pro sports and the PED-jacked millionaire athletes
Fuck tall people, short people, and everyone in between
Fuck late night comedy shows
Fuck morning Tee Vee shows
Fuck people who clothe their dogs
Fuck those who cannot understand Global Warming is fake
Fuck everyone who idolizes celebrities
Fuck celebrities
Fuck Kim and Paris
Fuck anyone who thinks we have walked on the moon and flown helicopters on Mars
Fuck my new neighbour who’s first words were ‘I am a partner in the biggest law firm in the state’
Fuck woke people
Fuck leftist retards
Fuck barnyard and circus animals
Fuck people who voted for Ardern and Trudeau
Fuck sitting behind a computer 8 hours a day
Fuck Frappuccino and sugar and fast food
Fuck spread sheets and accounting and revenue projections
Fuck entrepreneurs and CEOs and business consultants and MBAs
Fuck lawyers
Fuck PR and Advertising
Fuck Zelensky the man who plays piano with his cock for laughs
Fuck the vaccinated
Fuck all vaccines and people who make them
Fuck people who stuff their maws with processed garbage
Fuck lazy fucks who plant themselves on the sofa and stuff themselves with Doritos
Fuck the dealers who cut high grade Bolivian Blow with baby powder
Fuck people who cannot understand why we steam oil out of sand
Fuck people who cannot handle the truth
Fuck famous singers who cannot write music
Fuck influencers
Fuck people who follow influencers
Fuck innovators, engineers, scientists and anyone else who creates ‘progress’ while destroying the planet
Fuck Wall Street where they clang a bell to celebrate raping the planet
Fuck people who brag about their children
Fuck people who attack me for using a plastic straw yet they breed consumers
Fuck people with second homes in the Hamptons
Fuck everyone who sings KOOMbaya and Give Peace a Chance
Fuck the downtrodden for not organizing and ripping out the throats of their masters
Fuck those who think solar panels and windmills and EVs are green
Fuck GDP
Fuck people who fuck over other people
Fuck those who live in concrete eco-homes
Fuck people who know everything but are too stupid to know that they know nothing
Fuck people who disagree with me but are unable explain why
Fuck Botox
Fuck all farmers cuz farming is why we ended up in this position
Fuck Helen and Scott Nearing
Fuck reality Tee Vee
Fuck all Tee Vee
Fuck Hollywood
Fuck old people
Fuck the obese
Fuck the industrial revolution
Fuck the internet, computers and mobile phones
Fuck coal and oil and nuclear energy
Fuck wiping out the hunters and gatherers
Fuck the nightmarish gulags where billions of animals are tortured so that 8+ billion of us can eat. Fuck all of us for doing nothing about this horror show.
Fuck the scientists who experiment on animals and fuck all of us for enjoying the benefits of this experimentation
Fuck religion
Fuck civilization
Fuck humans - I look forward to our imminent demise, despite the fact that I am going down with the ship.
Fuck Taylor Swift and her ilk
Fuck anyone who disagrees with this because it is not possible to defend the indefensible
The beagles are a grim reminder of the dogs that University of Louisville, Louisville KY kept caged on the top floor of the Abraham Flexnor Medical Dental Research Lab in Louisville KY. On the ground floor was the world famous twins studies lab and the floor above was where I did my Masters Degree research.
I'm still haunted to this day how my first girlfriend, Deborah Latko, from Buffalo NY visited me and saw the caged dogs and tried to buy one to keep it from being killed in "scientific research."
In retrospect, Deb was the kindest, most loving , giving person I ever met, even tried to donate a kidney for her brother who had type I diabetes at a very young age.
Like a fool, I let this doctor now a fully tenured professor Laura Lowrey MD (now Clark) get her claws into me, and she took me to the cleaners 7 years later when I filed for divorce in 1990. She is 70 as of December 24 2024 and may have finally been flushed by the University of Louisville Department of Anesthesiology because of her age. She was the exact opposite: Treacherous, sociopathic , dishonest, lying, thieving, narcisitic, hedonistic and histrionic. A fucking bitch.
I was considering posting truncated parts of my memoirs, My Medical Legal Back Pages,
Publisher Archway, pen name Bryce Sterling on substack for free using real names, but can't figure out how to post for free. No one should have to pay a red cent to read what I went through in KY and then NC with the corrupt, parasitic lawyers, judges, doctors, state medical boards, and hospitals. You are too easy on them FE. I say drag them out of their homes, islands, yachts, bunkers , string them up and put them to slow torture. Dispense with these trials in a "court of law." There is no rule of law anyway. Make these slimeballs wish there were rule of law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhpMXbTiNOI&t=5s @52
But after how badly I treated Deb, I deserved what I got. She never married, never had kids. How could I have been so stupid? I was guilty of all the things I now recognize in me.
Come on, Fast Eddy. You don't have to be like that. Stop being so shy and diffident - open right up and tell us what you REALLY think. We're all amigos down here in the cyber-dungeon: you "can trust us" (note the "quotation marks") just as we trust you and our snickering overlords hovering over glittering servers.
Please. Unload. Just give us the hot mess-age.