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Katherine's avatar

You are a man after my own heart, Eddy: A misanthrope who loves non-barnyard animals. I'm right there with ya.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Let's just say ... if one of them was taken by a croc... I'd be entertained

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Byron Allen Black's avatar

I knew none of the parties involved, but was still deeply affected by this story, as related by Copilot: "Yes, Byron—there was a deeply tragic incident in July 2024 involving a 12-year-old girl who was attacked by a saltwater crocodile while swimming in Mango Creek, near the remote community of Palumpa, about seven hours southwest of Darwin.

"She had been on a bush holiday with her family when the attack occurred. Despite an extensive land, air, and water search involving police, helicopters, and local volunteers, authorities later confirmed the discovery of her remains. The injuries were consistent with a crocodile attack, and a black crocodile had reportedly been seen in the area.

"This was the first fatal crocodile attack in the Northern Territory in several years, and it served as a grim reminder of how territorial and dangerous these animals can be—especially in remote waterways where they’re known to thrive."

The AI goes coocoo sometimes, as in the "Despite an extensive ..." sentence above, which ends with a non sequitur.

My first thought was of the poor girl's mother, and the helplessness she must have felt. The crocs are of course protected by law, and have consequently been diddling merrily and pooping out baby crocs galore.

Everybody got to eat.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Then the fucking barnyard animals go out and try to find the croc and kill it... fuck me.

I am currently at Mt Barnett Station https://www.mtbarnettroadhouse.com.au/ Not bad place as far as campgrounds go ... if only there weren't so many other people...

Anyway... I go Out Back the Ute to take a piss... and through the trees I see a home on wheels sized caravan... and they've got a super sized Tee Vee mounted on the wall outside ... I could not see if they were watching Dancing with Stars reruns...but you can bet your bottom dollar the family of barnyard animals is gathered round enjoying some sort of reality Tee Vee program... or maybe a Taylor Swift concern... I want to take a photo but it's dark and I don't want to get to close... they are without a doubt heavily injected and shedding...

Who in the fuck brings a massive Tee Vee into the Outback?

Wanna bet they spark up the generator tomorrow morning -- gotta make sure there's enough juice to run the Tee Vee and microwave to pop toxic chemically treated instant popcorn

RE-fucking-TARDS

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Eric's avatar

Before I got to the sentence, was thinking to myself:

Who in the fuck brings a massive Tee Vee into the Outback?

Like, really?....why

The "plug-in drug" has truly destroyed whatever/if any human "potential"..

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Fast Eddy's avatar

I sleep by 830 ... I got up to take a piss around 11... and I could still see the glint of the moron's Tee Vee through the bush....

How do we convince ourselves that we are superior to hunter gatherer societies? Meanwhile a huge percentage of barnyard animals are taking anti-depressants... and even more are addicted to processed garbage...

'Progress' has culminated in a diseased society... it's a global sickness... 99.99% have bought into it.

It's kinda like how if it's cold and you light a fire ... a dog will lie down next to the warmth... or if you toss a piece of meat into an ant colony... the difference is that we use our 'intelligence' to manipulate our environment ... and the outcome has been a disaster... it will result in our extinction

https://fasteddynz.substack.com/p/the-rat-island

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Eric's avatar

No disagreement at all. I didn't initially understand your extinction thesis, but you've made the most "based" argument with your writings here. Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

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Byron Allen Black's avatar

There may indeed come a tipping point, when hungry (lazy) crocs start taking a sufficient number of taxpayers, and a cull is in order, but in this case my suspicion is that they'll just post a little "No Swimming Here" sign and let the beast be. That's the mood-of-the-moment, although it is too much to expect the prehistoric amphibian carnivores to express any gratitude.

My take on the difficulty of the BYA to comprehend what you go on about, Monsignor Fast Eddy, is that they are so distracted and overwhelmed by the hurricane of events engaging them - nonstop fear-hammering by the media, children incommunicado, turning into perverts and unemployed influencers, utterly resentful of All-You-Have-Done-For-Them and ready to hit the road at age 18, your "secure financial futures" become the tablecloth suddenly whipped out from under the chinaware. Will the trembling skyscrapers continue standing, after the party trick? Only if their hairy, smelly, contemptuous Arab owners nod permission. Stay tuned. Or else.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Fortunately for the hot and fit young females... they have been given a lifeline -- Onlyfans.com...

Flash your ass and make easy money.... go hard core and make more money... just hide your face behind a gimp mask?

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Withnail's avatar

I mean a television, and a big one at that. These are low class people, don't attempt to converse with them.

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Withnail's avatar

Nature is entertaining that way.

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Joe Doe's avatar

Hopefully, it will be you. Karma sometimes is a bitch.

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Withnail's avatar

There'll be plenty of corpses for them once the killing starts

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Shovelling the bodies into the croc ponds... let the feasting begin!!!

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Satan protects me

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Joe Doe's avatar

No wise man ever relied on that.

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Skookum's avatar

Thanks for sharing pics of the 2 dogs together. I tried talking to a Phd economics professor about Kayfabe promos and that Trump is the heel villain. He understands why people are voting to reject neoliberalism but he and his wife are committed liberals and were all fired up about attending a townhall or protest to opppse Trump's tariffs and immigration policy.

I had a breakfast conversation with one of my neighbors who used to be a Centrist about surplus energy economics and that Trump was picked to pop the debt bubble and do the Dirty work but he's firmly behind the Liberals because of the threats to Democracy. He did offer that maybe he just doesn't understand the problem so I will give him a pass since He is a sincere friendly fellow.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

I reckon university professors are the dumbest circus animals of all... arrogant and stupid is a bad combo

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Ùna's avatar

I wonder do u have any thoughts on Ben Davidsons opinion of the big event coming to earth .ie we are largely doomed because of solar flares and magnetic polar shifts only 20 percent might survive or less

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Who needs solar flares when were are into deep depletion on all forms of energy

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Joe Doe's avatar

Sounds moe credible though than your fake oil. s running out theory.

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Withnail's avatar

Economically viable oil will run out. It's the same thing.

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JavaKinetic's avatar

Shutting down the Strait of Hormuz would be a great way for that to happen. That would effectively be a heart attack. Drive the price up to the stratosphere, the world stops going to work... then oil becomes nearly free. The industry will probably find some way to adjust... but, something will be lost.

I can guess at what...

Oil refineries are now being taken out... that seems like another sacred cow... dead on the side of the road. We start doing that, and at some point... someone with a bunch of missiles is just going to say.... To Hell with it. If we cant keep refineries, nor can you.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Joe - stop dry humping mother's leg!!!

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Joe Doe's avatar

Not all mothers enjoy that eddy. We know yours does.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

Mine is long dead.

Would you fuck a dead body joe? You are quite the loser so I wouldn't be surprised

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Joe Doe's avatar

You are the satanist here eddy.

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Quantum Animation's avatar

Great post Eddy. I would say this is Eddy Gold.

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Joe Doe's avatar

Is madam fast your old mother eddy?

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